May 2013
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
thrillionaire:
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
bullied:
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
It would be wonderful if you would be so kind s to shuck your garments, [good sir/dear madam], and lounge atop me.
unnoticedbyall:
davidspookmour:
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
maliciousmelons:
“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.
