oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
circumcisions: im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
thrillionaire: just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream
bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you It would be wonderful if you would be so kind s to shuck your garments, [good sir/dear madam], and lounge atop me.
unnoticedbyall: davidspookmour: imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member we wouldn’t be singing
maliciousmelons: “911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.